Me trying to flirt

If cute people make you nervous, clap your hands.

Hey there, terrible flirts! Do you constantly find yourself putting your foot in your mouth while trying to impress someone? Do you feel like you've got a better chance of winning the lottery than charming someone you're interested in? Are your attempts at flirting more like a roast session gone wrong?

Well, fear not, my awkward friend! The “Me trying to flirt” poster is here to show your potential love interest that you're not just a terrible flirt, but that you’re also absolutely aware of it.

Buy it for yourself and hang it up in your bedroom, office, or living room to let everyone know that you're not the smooth talker you pretend to be. And who knows? Maybe someone out there will find your lack of flirting skills endearing... or at least amusing.

This poster also makes for a fantastic gift for anyone who's struggles with flirting. Whether it's a friend, family member, or co-worker, we all know someone who just can't seem to get it right. Give them a gift that not only acknowledges their shortcomings but also adds a touch of humor to the situation  

Apologize in style with our 'Sorry for roasting you, I was trying to flirt' poster - perfect for when your flirting game is as weak as your coffee.

Get your hands on this poster and let your terrible flirting skills shine!

Original painting by: Pierre-Auguste Renoir 

(

1841 - 1919)

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I take pride in delivering high quality products to my amazing customers. That's why I've partnered with trusted and renowned manufacturers in Europe. From paper thickness to printing quality, every detail has been carefully considered and crafted to ensure that my posters meet the highest standards.

So when you purchase one of our posters, you can be confident that you're getting a top-quality product that will meet and exceed your expectations.

Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Printing quality: Giclée
Opacity: 94%
ISO Brightness: 104%
Thickness: 250 μm