Financially Delusional

Let’s face it: you’ve probably checked your bank account and been hit with a wave of optimism that makes absolutely no sense.

Maybe you’re living like a baller while your wallet screams otherwise — or you're just ignoring that tiny thing called “financial reality.”

Either way, this sweatshirt’s here to keep things honest.

Wearing "Financially Delusional" isn’t about hiding the truth — it’s about embracing it.

Why live within your means when delusions of grandeur feel so much better?

So, go ahead, skip budgeting class and splurge on this, because if we're being real —there's no saving this sinking ship.

With a relaxed, drapey fit and the softest brushed fleece finish, this sweatshirt is all about comfort without sacrificing style. Made from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester, it’s the perfect combo of sustainability and cozy feels. Thoughtful details like chain-stitched seams and a double-layer 'half moon' inside the neck elevate it, while ribbing at the crewneck, hem, and cuffs keeps that classic sweatshirt vibe.

• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• 260 GSM brushed fleece
• Machine washable at 40°.
• Do not dry clean.
• Wash it inside out, hang to dry, and iron on medium heat to keep it fresh.
• Avoid ironing directly over the print—unless you're looking for trouble.

Women's Sweatshirt

Use the size chart below to compare with your favorite sweatshirt at home. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for that extra comfy fit and feel!

We offer free shipping on all orders. Our current shipping time is between 4-8 business days, though some exceptions may apply.

During high-peak seasons like the holidays, delivery times may be longer due to an increased number of orders and longer processing times by shipping companies.

Once your order has been shipped, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email with all the details of your order, including a tracking number so you can follow its journey to you. If you don't see the confirmation email in your inbox, be sure to check your spam folder just in case it ended up there.

I stand behind the quality and uniqueness of my products and offer a 30 day money-back guarantee. If you for some reason are not satisfied with your purchase, simply send an email to support[at]almostvacant.com and I'll help you initiate a return.

Please note that you will be responsible for paying the shipping costs for returning your item. (If the product is defect, faulty or damaged, I will of course cover all costs)

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it, and it must be in the original packaging. If all of these conditions are met, we'll happily issue a refund for your purchase.